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Billabong Pro, J-Bay (sans-34), final day
Ads won. John and Jordy went nuts but lost. The waves were amazing, right up until the end. The Billabong Pro, J-Bay this year was fast and furious. Did y’dig it?
As i told a few times before… Brazilian Storm is coming. And, besides John John Florence, there´s nothing in the horizon that make me think diferent. In two or three years, competitive surfing will be completely dominated by brazilian surfers. That´s for real.
Brazos should be banned from posting here, for good
Adriano surfs with a lot of passion, he is a great comp surfer and quite clearly loves his job – for that I truly commend him whilst others continually knock him. However he will always surf like there is something protruding from his arse which takes away more points than any he may have acquired in my first sentence.
Hey, Condrone! C´mon, my friend… Just don´t lie to yourself… You know i´m right, don´t you??? And, by the way, if the world title was only anything about style, maybe Joel Parkinson would have at least two or three wins, don´t you agree? He has none! So, put your prejudice down and enjoy brazilian storm coming.
Surfline had the best caption “Remember: every time you make a floater joke, Adriano wins a contest.”
Btw Stab, Joan took down Jordy, not John John.
Surfline had the best caption “Remember: every time you make a floater joke, Adriano wins a contest.”
Btw Stab, Joan took down Jordy, not John John.
Its says: John and Jordy went nuts but lost. not Jordy beat John John
From Stab’s full frame: “He met French surfer Joan Duru in the final at J-Bay (who’d actually scalped Jordy Smith en route)” — Said John Florence at first, but they changed to Jordy Smith
Just waiting for CV to make yet 1more ridiculous comment CV your a kook!
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As i told a few times before… Brazilian Storm is coming. And, besides John John Florence, there´s nothing in the horizon that make me think diferent. In two or three years, competitive surfing will be completely dominated by brazilian surfers. That´s for real.
Can i see occy heat again
Brazos should be banned from posting here, for good
Why? You sound a lot like a nazi pal, let me tell ya.
It’s always a bummer to see Adriano win but I’m so glad it wasn’t that fucking asshole cocaine-slanging mo’fucking Duru. So for once, thanks Adriano
You sound like a real retard to talk shit like that, hidden behind a stupid nickname. Thez guy is a goofy, and in final, he’s good, and you’re nothing.
Considering your behaviour, I’d like to know about your own drug record.
Oh my God, that is such a stupid remark I can only assume the drugs you take have already destroyed all your brain and are now consuming what’s left of your humanity…
ASP TAKE OVER IS COMING SOON!!!!
Brazos surf disgusting Filipe and gabe excluded
Rohan Seen Filipe in bigger northshore waves and it was ugly.
And Gabs having a shit on the toilet stance has its moments too.
A Brazzo will never win a title.their styles are simply just too wack. they start lookin the goods as groms but as they get older their styles get worse and worse. (Gabesand felipes will too). Adriano might get close but nup . It’s not their fault it’s their waves bad waves, bad styles .
Hey, Condrone! C´mon, my friend… Just don´t lie to yourself… You know i´m right, don´t you??? And, by the way, if the world title was only anything about style, maybe Joel Parkinson would have at least two or three wins, don´t you agree? He has none! So, put your prejudice down and enjoy brazilian storm coming.
let me ask you a question, is this an original idea you came up with, or are you just a parrot?
xxx
this is bloody boring …
lets get some semi nude, or fully nude shots of Steph up here.
It would be a splendid way to celebrate her World title win.
Stab … make it happen !
xxx
Adriano win was so legit, having to change boards and stuff on the final heat, winning on the last minute it’s scary for the narrow minded. He’s a fierceful little man that is.
Adriano surfs with a lot of passion, he is a great comp surfer and quite clearly loves his job – for that I truly commend him whilst others continually knock him. However he will always surf like there is something protruding from his arse which takes away more points than any he may have acquired in my first sentence.
yeah bad waves bad styles i guess, but u could say that surfing is kind of new to braSil (hehe) compared to usa, hawaii, australia.. so, maybe thats another factor that makes brazilian surfers struggle a bit more.. or a lot more. theres poor surf culture on the background and theres perhaps one of the places where the more refined way of surfing will com from. but i think things are changing positively, as we see medina and others showing up
eeeeek. Just let me strap on my anti compressed web clip goggles so I can actually view this fucking thing.
Love Brazzo’s (Sarcasm), Brazilians are not new to surfing you pelicans, you have been competing for decades and yet to win a world title. You have the typical South American attitude and confidence and get absolutely no where. I see all the Brazzo’s down the beach on a weekend, $700 wetties, rashies over the top like their in a comp, snaking everyone, dropping in, but they are the shittest surfers I have ever seen, I laugh at them, them burn them. Drop the attitude, peg your confience down a bit, keep your mouth shut and you might get somewhere like Australia, South Africa and the US. I take Gabes outa this tho, must have grown up somewhere else. Kid keeps his mouth shut and lets his surfing do the talking.
You just love getting disrespectful.. Brazil’s surfing culture isnt as developed as others and thats a fact, u stupid fuck. btw pelican is how ur mother would call me..the whore made u a little whining bitch
White guys are afraid, they know now their days of dominance are counted, the world is WASP no more, so-called third world countries are rising and in a matter of years, places like Australia will be bought by either emiratis or chinese.
That is why we see more and more right wing activists and racist reactions. It won’t stop the move, days of the white guys are over, your girls already know that!
HAHAHAHAHHAHHHHHHHHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHHAAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! funniest LOAD OF SHIT I HAVE READ IN A LONG TIME. DREAM ON ADIOS FIND A BRAZZI THAT CAN DO REAL TURNS IN REAL WAVES THEN TALK.
Not every brazzo is a brown face you cunt. In fact, 50% of the country is from european descent, check your facts biatch. And the negroes only survived cause they could do hard work whites didn’t want to do and their woman were raped by the whites. Check it, it’s sad but true. Even worse is the case of the indigenous, almost erased, like in australia with the aboriginals… Don’t pull the race card cause it’s ugly and you’re gonna lose it every time.
The richest man in Brasil (Eike) is as white as he can be, from german descent, arian blood you retarded. We live in a white world, asshole. China is gonna explode with so many people in it and arabs are gonna kill each other, their so full of hate, don’t you worry. Brasil may lead on a distant future, but the seppo are still on the lead, they are much more organised than south americans and their institutions work better. Oh and the protestantism makes wonder for the ecnomy of a given country, getting rid of the stupid guilt of profit catholics make. But check how many properties the vatican has, dumbfuck.
Hey Adios, Australia is better than Brazil… suck it! ha ha ha….
Adios is actually a Spanish word, not Portuguese, which would be Adeus!
Oh, the ignorance…
If a brazzo were to win a title, then we’d know asp had gone a little too far and people would probably lose interest. it’s already happening to some extent.
he wanted it more.. plain and simple.
mind games.
This goes out to all the biased kooks full of hard feelings and disrespect with brazilians…
Have you seen what Anderson Silva did to Chael Sonnen in UFC? That’s what happen to people with your attitude.
You can observe the same situation in surfing. Who wins is who does it better, not who talks shit better, nor the better poser.
Btw, both Anderson Silva and Adriano de Souza initials are AS. This is not a coincidence.
Mate like said before I don’t speak portuguese or Spanish or whatever language you brazillians idiots speak.
You should try learning, knowledge does wonders for the biased, xenophobic attitude… oh and please try traveling a bit and actually getting to know the people in countries you visit, might find that there’s something other than you ego!
Wow, Joans backside was textbook, easy on the eyes to watch to say the least. Man what is it about the way ADS surfs, I try not to hate but goddamn, its just downright ugly to watch. Maybe he shouldnt try so hard.
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