Billabong Pro, J-Bay (sans-34), day three

Yay Heath Joske for soul arching – very appropriate on that wave. This man has no sponsors and surfs and looks like he could be packaged well by the right corp – John Deere – Marlboro – VB -Makita – flannos r us – Solo – biltong etc.

joske for PM. that swooping albatross was sheer bliss.

you clearly didn’t see jordys 10

for starters fuck knuckle, this isnt “the tour”. its the QS and they are all going to town at J-Bay, the level of surfing is amazing. I almost blew a nut after Heath Joske’s wave. and Jordys 10 was unbelievable. and have you seen the heat john john is packing in his turns? im loving this event. Even the saffa commentators with their blatant bias are awesome. one of the saffa guys hoots every time there is a good turn, its gold.

fuck yeah soul arch ! Using the rails! Heath’s unsponsored. Beau foster gets paid. Gotta laugh or you’ll just cry.

For how good the waves were this sucked. Everyone surfed like they were in slow mo. Head high barrels and claims…what’s the tour turning into…

Clown boy your trippin cause they were rippin go fuck Joker. I can’t believe bloggers even have the audacity to critique pro surfers on their surfing especially at jbay. If you havn’t surfed it you don’t really have the right to comment negatively. As Rabbit says, ”Jbay looks easy but it’s a very demanding wave”.

straight shredding…..shame it aint a wt still, swell is pumping. QS crew must be super stoked to score it instead of shithouse beachys!

Yay Heath Joske for soul arching – very appropriate on that wave. This man has no sponsors and surfs and looks like he could be packaged well by the right corp – John Deere – Marlboro – VB -Makita – flannos r us – Solo – biltong etc.

joske for PM. that swooping albatross was sheer bliss.

Seriously clownboy, judging by that comment, your a dead set kook. You wouldn’t know good surfing if it hit you in the face. Pretty obvious you’ve never surfed J-Bay.

Clownboy you’ve been smoked go away .

Where’s joker? maybe he’s being clownboy today. His comments are just as gay.

Dude how good is blow here, billabong can sure provide the goods for da boys , mmmmmmmmmm did i miss occy heat!

Jbay is a demanding wave at any size,so fast . I been there.

fuck yeah soul arch ! Using the rails! Heath’s unsponsored. Beau foster gets paid. Gotta laugh or you’ll just cry.

CALM down Jonno and crew waves like the BOX in west aus\ waves like shippys in tas \waves like reddys you know where\waves like ours\ waves like shark island\waves like EP you know where these are demanding waves not waves like winki pop in vic \ lenny head in nsw \ Byron bay on a good day\ and Rincon in CAL\ these are waves your ok surfers can surf idiots.
JBAY is not a demanding wave if you can’t pump up and down and set a line your going to be sweet not munched on a demanding wave like SAY SHARK ISLAND you bunch of IDIOTS.

I kinda agree with that faggot joker on this one. The waves were firing but j-bay is a pretty cruisy wave rather than a death slab. Not demanding

I think what Rabbit/anyone else meant when he/they said demanding was that it was harder to surf than it looks. Fast sections, slower sections, barrel sections, turn sections…it’s got it all. From the video framed just on the surfer it looks easy…

Joker is a fag and clown just trolled the lot of you.

Adriano now how to win the best contests, he got it down!
Portugal ( the best ct in the last 10 yeas – Kelly Slater)
J-bay (the best qs ever – Occy)

Best Jordy has ever looked.

Joker you’re an arse clown – all of those waves are heavy but involve going straight with slight variances. It is infinitely harder to surf JBay well than any of those heavy spots. Go straight you hardcore hero. God I can just imagine you in real life you opinionated kook.

Rabbit an sarge go into a hotel room , the door closes , end of story

Can someone find out who this joker cunt is so we can all beat the shit out him.

Where’s fucken Glen Hall! he coulda taken down Adriano. can’t wait for his interviews next year once he qualifies most hilarious voice ever you wait.

So what most of you are saying is that you can’t pump down the line so you wouldn’t be able to surf Jbay or winki pop or snapper or kirra or Noosa.
I have seen german kooks still managing to surf all these waves.
But you would not see them surfing waves like the box because they couldn’t.
cv you sound like you need some more years in the water before you sound experienced to talk about surf spots .

Like Nike,s caption [just do it] ,Billabong new caption is , JUST SNORT IT, wen,s occy heat

Heath is right CV your a KOOK!

Occy didn’t surf Jbay why??? Who is this CV idiot does he even have a clue about what he’s saying?

Agree this joker can be annoying. But CV do you really be think jbay is harder to surf than slabbing waves?
Yeah you don’t know what your on about here.

HEATH JOSKE!!!! Most exciting surfing of the contest!

Woulda been good but occs a family man now got nothin left to prove . Probly could requalify but Probly won’t .

Joker it’s obvious you have several alter egos that back up your outrageous remarks . Caught. You poof.

rhetorical question

fkn… Heath Joske was ripping mate… i’d rather watch that guy carve up a point break than any of those modern collective fags (excluding Dane) doing 1154.284 billion air reverses… getting so bored of that shit. John John’s allowed though. So is the old man ocean KS. Everyone else take lessons off Mr Joske.

Ha ha nah it’s Ronny but I do think that cv is less of a cock than joker although anyone is less of I cock than joker except for maybe….you, laughing at you. ha ha checkmate over and out.

JESUS christ. I said its harder to surf WELL. Can’t you fucking idiots read or surf?. FARK!

Insulting names is that all you got Joker. Checkmate means – you lose Joker, you lose [again]. ha ha . Game over .

Amazing contest. Really strong showing from Joan Duru, on fire throughout! Heath Joske blew my mind with that soul arch and dedicatory.
Great 10 pt ride from Vasco Ribeiro, Portuguese Junior (18 y old) that wasn’t even mentioned in the Hot 100 movie. Got all the way to the quarter finals being previously rated only 168th!!! Great future ahead.