Does a child die if you give him a moderately strong vodka and pineapple? Does a garnish of fruit make it a healthy treat? And, should it be served in a paper or plastic cup lest the child drop the vessel and cut himself on the glass?
The Aloha Blues
Rabbit’s generation might have busted down the door to the North Shore in 1976, but not for good. As some bad white men have since learned, the annual circus still tests the locals’ aloha spirit to the limit.
The Truth About Everything... Bruce Irons
Bruce responds to pretentious quotes and the million dollar question: would he bukkake The Champ for a million bucks.
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Mitch Coleborn - SHORT RED AND FABULOUS
Mitch Coleborn joins AI, Bruce, Julian, CJ, Dane, Jordy and Taj on our favourite surfers list.
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Scenes... with Rabbit
World champ, pioneer of high-performance surfing in Hawaii, writer, ASP President, 54,Gold Coast.
SUCCESS - Macario De Souza
With Macario De Souza. Work hard, go easy on the liquor, be good to your pals and watch doors open, says Mac.
One Last Crack at Glorious Decadence
A soft sea breeze drifting over salted skin the colour of a Frappucino from Starbucks in Haleiwa. This is what Gods make when they’re not doling out cancer and plane crashes.




