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10 things you’ll love about next year’s women’s tour

The 2013 women’s world tour is locked in. Here’s 10 surfers that we can’t wait to see lighting up the webcast (in no particular order).

Steph Gilmore, as seen on the cover of Monster Children. Photo by Todd Jordan (video here).
Sally Fitzgibbons, photographed by Richard Freeman for Stab.
Carissa Moore, shot by Richard Freeman for Stab (full shoot coming soon).
Tyler Wright, courtesy Rip Curl.
Malia Manuel, courtesy O’Neill.
Lakey Peterson, courtesy lakeypeterson.com
Laura Enever, shot by Kane Skennar for Stab.
Coco Ho, shot by Tony Heff, as seen on National Geographic.
Sage Erickson, shot by Richard Freeman for Stab.
Alana Blanchard, courtesy Rip Curl.

25 comments so far...
1.

This is really quite nasty. There are only six other gals competing on the tour yet you guys still chose to single them out as being less attractive. Someone should beat you guys up.

ps Feminism is that radical notion that women are not inferior to men

2.

Where is Julia Wilson? She is the most beautiful

3.

I think anonymous needs to go back to a KD lang concert and hang with her lezo feminist friends. Rigs galore

4.

Beau Foster at #11

5.

Malia, Sage and Alana are the holy trinity of my wank rolodex

1.

This is really quite nasty. There are only six other gals competing on the tour yet you guys still chose to single them out as being less attractive. Someone should beat you guys up.

ps Feminism is that radical notion that women are not inferior to men

    2.

    Athletically, they are inferior. But sure, put the other 6 girls up there in bikinis if that’ll make you happy.

3.

I think anonymous needs to go back to a KD lang concert and hang with her lezo feminist friends. Rigs galore

4.

Not many sports that can boast this kinda quality. Something in the water ya reckon?

5.

i would let sage erickson (edited) on my chest.

    6.

    You are a fucking freak Zeus.

7.

This has pulsed blood from my brain to Mexico ……. Hottest gurfers ever , every one of them. Mexico is what I call my unit.

8.

so if you aint hot then you may as well kiss your chances of bein a pro chick surfer goodbye beauty contest.

9.

gully you are a fuckin ball bag

10.

very nice indeed, all beauties.

11.

yeah it is pretty bad that girl surfers only get play for being good looking…..

12.

Can somebody say Jism!!

13.

Where is Julia Wilson? She is the most beautiful

    14.

    Beau Foster at #11

    15.

    and what about chloe? she `s very cute too

16.

They’re all willing (seemingly) to have their shots taken lookin’ the part… What’s wrong with STAB putting ‘em all together? Anonymous needs a head-check. There is no inferiority in this post – there is inferiority where you choose to see it. And let’s be fair, these ladies are fuckin’ smokin’!

17.

hot chicks and they all surf better than the average bloke.

18.

Where’s Dane? I’d dry hump his leg any day…..

19.

Malia, Sage and Alana are the holy trinity of my wank rolodex

20.

Yay guys i can’t wait to see some more tail slides next year! – super exciting

21.

What about ROSY?

22.

Girls surfing sucks so bad nothing like the commentators talking it up saying wow can’t believe the progression of women’s surfing look how good the standard is.Trying to sell it.Wonder why they only have 6 comps a year and fuck all prize money. What bullshit it’s so shit. Stephs the only one who can surf. at lest the rest can do is look good.

23.

All I know is that, while I respect them all as equals, I want to roll around in jello with all of them too.

24.

Malia is a goddess. Too naturally beautiful to be thrown in with the rest of this mix.

25.

Don’t even get me started, brah. They’re terrible. They think they should just sit on the boat and wait for it to get one foot again so they can go out and do their little tailslides.

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